求搞笑的英语小品稿

老同学（搞笑校园短剧）

演员：小石头 老干巴 大杂面 小丹

小丹：这不嘛，大学毕业十来年，当年的同学见面都难，有的有钱有的没钱，穷的不把富来奔，富的与穷家也无言。同学情感可不能白费，所以我们今天啊开个同学会，只为交流情感，不在乎喝不喝醉，呵呵。（收拾屋子）

大杂面：小丹呐，你咋还忙活呢，快做饭吧，老同学都快来了。哎，我还得告诉你几句：今天时间也不晚了，记住今天聚会赵卫锋是重点，他现在是辛氏企业的经理，百分百一个大款。咱今天要是把他整高兴了，那咱们就抱住那金饭碗了，哈哈哈哈！

小丹：你怎么那么见钱眼开呢？难道同学之间也要讲钱？

大杂面：小丹你咋这么不懂事呢，同学同学，同样是学生但不一样学习。当年学习不努力，他穷了也不能和咱们生气啊，当年刻苦学习的，他有钱也证明是自己努力。你好比当年的辛井水吧，倒是挺能折腾的，活动参加不少，就是不努力学习，听说毕业就失业了，现在在家种地，你说这是何必。

小丹：人家辛井水怎么也是同学啊，你可不能厚此薄彼啊。

大杂面：啊，对啊，你曾经还和辛井水谈过一段恋爱，怪不得你一直在为他说话呢。你们可别当着我的面情情爱爱，别怪我翻脸让他歇菜！

小丹：你！哼！（生气的下）（大杂面坐下看报纸）

小石头：（接电话）外！我是赵卫锋，哎呀，辛总啊，对来大杂面家开同学会，您放心吧，我一定会把这事办的清清楚楚，明明白白的，好好，再见！

（敲门）开门！

大杂面：来了，你好你是？

小石头：我是赵卫锋！

大杂面：卫锋，哎呀！（拥抱）我想死你了，咱们十年没有见面了吧，我都想四你了！怎么样您母亲还好吗？

小石头：还好！

大杂面：您父亲还好吧？

小石头：还好！

大杂面：您家里都好吧？

小石头：还好！

（小丹出来）

小丹：哎呀！小石头啊！

小石头：恩？你是？

大杂面：小石头？哎？这位是赵卫锋赵经理，你怎么能……

小丹：啊，原来是赵经理啊，那你们坐下聊啊！

（赵卫锋手机响，接电话）

小石头：外，辛总啊！什么？好，我马上过去！

老同学，我公司有点事情我得马上过去，好吗？咱们有机会再聚！

（赵卫锋下）

大杂面：完了，完了，他走了，这同学会还开啥了？饺子包了，来人就喝茶吧！

（老干巴上，敲门）

小丹：谁啊？

老干巴：我！

小丹：老干巴？

老干巴：小丹？诶呀吗呀

小丹：诶呀！

大杂面：小丹谁啊？

小丹：老干巴快进来！军言，你看谁来了

大杂面：啊，送煤气罐的吧，放里边吧！

小丹：他好似咱们的老同学老干巴啊

大杂面：老干巴？哪个老干巴啊

老干巴：不认识我了？大杂面？你忘了我，我可记得你呀！

大杂面：我叫张军言不叫大杂面，（不屑的）里面坐吧。

小丹：（拉住老干巴的手）老干巴，现在干啥呢，可挺长时间没有看见你了啊。

老干巴：啊，我那什么……

大杂面：咳！小丹，你去烧点开水去！

老干巴：大杂面！不张军言，你现在干啥啊？

大杂面：呀，也没干啥！就搞几个小项目呗！

老干巴：啥项目啊？

大杂面：啊，没啥，也就是给北极星供暖，把太平洋变浅，克隆一个北朝鲜，再把黑洞填满。

老干巴：诶呀！那你还挺忙啊！

大杂面：呵呵，一般！老同学，那你忙写啥啊都？

老干巴：我跟你比起来差远了，成天净鼓动农作物了。

大杂面：（骄傲的）那也行，一年也能对付个一两千！

老干巴：哪能啊，一年也就八九百——万！

大杂面：啊，八九百？万？不是我说你老干巴，你跟我你吹啥啊？啊，咱们当年都农村出来的，谁不知道一年挣多少啊，啊？你有啥困难到我这你装啥啊，我也不是不能帮你。我这现在家业好几十万，光自行车我就好几个。等会你把那个89年的推走吧，没事别老走着多累，骑去呗！

老干巴：恩，我没走着！

大杂面：骑倒骑驴啊？那玩意更累疼，还不如自行车呢！

老干巴：不是……

（小丹上）

小丹：你们唠啥呢？来喝水！

大杂面：小丹，把咱们家那些破衣服啥的给老干巴拿走点，买衣服太贵了。

小丹：哎！

（小丹拿出一件衣服）

大杂面：你拿那不我的衣服吗？

小丹：那你不说给老干巴吗？

大杂面：我说你塞暖气空子里那几件！

小丹：那还能穿吗？

大杂面：老干巴他还能嫌咱们呐？

老干巴：没事，老同学嘛，永远都是老同学！

小丹：老干巴，还没有吃饭吧？

大杂面：啧！人家老干巴还能不吃饭？再说咱家菜油太大，老干巴能吃惯吗？回头再拉肚子可咋整。给老干巴包几个馒头拿走，人家老干巴没准还有急事呢！

小丹：张军言，你是不是有点过分了？

老干巴：那什么，没事，小丹，军言你们忙着啊，我先走了！

（赵卫锋敲门）

大杂面：这又是谁啊？这个闹停！

（开门）

大杂面：诶呀！卫锋！诶呀，你可想死我了，太好了，小丹快炒菜，今天别走了啊，就在这住！

小石头：不的了，我们懂事长在这吧？

大杂面：懂事长？没有啊！

老干巴：（过来）小石头，事情办妥了？

小石头：辛哥，办妥了，外商直接就拨款2000万！

老干巴：好，咱们走吧！

大杂面：辛哥！诶呀，我想死你了！太好了，小丹快去买海鲜，辛哥，今天别走了，我给你定酒店！诶呀，快给辛哥泡龙井啊，这破衣服你又翻出来干啥呀？辛哥，快坐下！

老干巴：军言……

大杂面：辛哥你还是叫我大杂面亲切！

老干巴：你还记得自己曾经叫大杂面？你记得你这个名字怎么来的吗？

大杂面：当然记得，小的时候家里穷，我每天都带一个玉米面上学，同学们都叫我大杂面，但是没有一个人瞧不起我，他们都来帮助我！

老干巴：那时候我每天都带一个糖馒头上学，每次都用馒头换你的杂面吃。不是我爱吃杂面，而是我想让你知道，世界上除了钱之外，还有情感存在！军言，对辛懂事长你就可以请海鲜，住酒店，对老干巴你就连多呆一会你都不愿意吗？老同学老同学，就算我们再有钱，也不能忘记了曾经的老同学啊！

大杂面：老干巴！呜——

（音乐响起）

~~~

Old classmates (art campus drama)

Cast: small stone on the old Dan Zamian big Thelephora ganbajun Zang

Xiao-Dan: This is not just after graduating from university 10 years, was difficult to meet students, and some money some money and the poor to the rich not to Ben, rich and poor families also speechless Emotional students can not wasted, so we ah open a classmate, only for the exchange of emotion, do not care to drink do not get drunk, huh (Packing house)

Big Zamian: small Dan diploma, you also spent yesterday, it quickly cooking it, the old classmates come Hey, I must tell you a few words: This time is not too late to remember gather today Wei-feng is the key, he is now the manager of Hsin Enterprise, a wealthy 100% Our whole today if he was happy, then Let's cling on the golden rice bowl, You You!

Xiao-Dan: So how do you money eyes Do students have also say money

Big Zamian: small Dan night so you do not know anything, the students students, but students are not the same as learning Then learning sleep, he can not and the poor Let angry ah, that assiduous study, he also proved to be money of their own You like it then Xin Well, it is quite able to disruption, and to participate in many activities that sleep study, we heard that graduate unemployment, now at the land, you say this is why

Xiao-Dan: Well how are people Xin students ah, ah, you can be partial

Big Zamian: ah, ah, you have also talked about a period of well water and Xin love, no wonder you have been in it for him to speak You can not face the situation in front of my love love, I decide to let him Bieguai Xiecai!

Xiao-Dan: You! Sing! (Angry the next) (sit down and look at the newspapers Zamian)

Small stones: (phone),! I Zhao Feng, wow, Xin total ah, home to a large Zamian students, you rest assured it, I will definitely do this clearly, out-and-out, well, good-bye!

(Knock on the door) open the door!

Big Zamian: come here, you Hello, yes

Small stone: I was visiting front!

Big Zamian: Wei-feng, wow! (Hug) I think you die, Let's not 10 years to meet the bar, I want to 4 you! How kind your mother also okay

Small stone: okay!

Big Zamian: Your father also OK

Small stone: okay!

Big Zamian: Your home is OK

Small stone: okay!

(Dan small out)

Xiao-Dan: Ah! Small stone ah!

Small stone: TU You yes

Zamian large: small stone Hey This is Wei-feng Diaojingli, how can you……

Xiao-Dan: ah, it was Diaojingli ah, then you sit down and chat about ah!

(Wei-feng cellphone, the phone)

Small stone:, Xin total ah! What , And I immediately past!

Old classmates, some things my company I immediately past, okay We both have the opportunity to Zaiju!

(Wei-feng under)

Big Zamian: finished, finished, gone, it will also open啥students Dumplings package,来人on tea!

(Thelephora ganbajun Zang old, the knock on the door)

Xiao-Dan: Shuie

Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang: I!

Xiao-Dan: Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang

Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang: small Dan Ah ah long period of time

Xiao-Dan: long period of time!

Big Zamian: Dan Shui A small

Xiao-Dan: Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang coming fast! Army statement, you see who is going to the

Big Zamian: ah, it sent the gas tank, put inside!

Xiao-Dan: We both like his old classmates old ah Thelephora ganbajun Zang

Big Zamian: Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang Which old ah Thelephora ganbajun Zang

Thelephora ganbajun Zang old: I do not know Zamian big You forgot me, and I recalled you!

Big Zamian: My name is Zhang statement is not big Zamian, (disdain) sitting inside it

Xiao-Dan: (attraction to the old hands Thelephora ganbajun Zang) Thelephora ganbajun Zang old now abide by relevant regulations, it could be quite a long time no see you ah

Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang: ah, that what I……

Big Zamian: cough! Xiao-Dan, you point to burn to the water!

Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang: Large Zamian! Zhang Jun and not words, you abide by relevant regulations ah

Big Zamian: ah, did not abide by relevant regulations! To engage in a few small projects hymns!

Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang:啥project ah

Big Zamian: ah,没啥, that is, to Polaris heating, the Pacific shallow, a North Korean cloning, and then fill the black hole

Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang: long period of time! Futingmanga you!

Big Zamian: Oh, General! Old classmates, then you are busy writing Shae

Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang: I tell you far worse than up, Narita net instigated the crops

Big Zamian: (pride) that also, a year can deal with a 2000!

Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang: How could ah, it Bajiubai year - 10,000!

Big Zamian: ah, Bajiubai 10,000 Nilao Thelephora ganbajun Zang is not what I said, you told me you blow Shae Ah, let out that all rural areas, who do not know how many ah-earning year, ah You wield difficult to me with Shae you, I can not help you I am now possessions hundreds of thousands, light bike, I like a few , And so will you put that 89 Selection走吧, nothing more than another tired old walk, ride to hymns!

Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang: TU, I did not walk!

Big Zamian: riding inverted Qilv ah Nawanyi pain more tired than a bike

Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang: No……

(On the small Dan)

Xiao-Dan: Do you these chats about normal, Shane To drink!

Big Zamian: small Dan, Let's break those clothes home to the old啥Thelephora ganbajun Zang away, too expensive to buy clothes

Xiao-Dan: hey!

(Dan show a small clothing)

Zamian large: that you do not take my clothes

Xiao-Dan: Then you do not say that to the old Thelephora ganbajun Zang

Big Zamian: I said you Cypriot Heating empty yard that few!

Xiao-Dan: It can wear

Big Zamian: Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang He also suspected Let diploma

Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang: nothing, just old classmates, old classmates are forever!

Xiao-Dan: Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang, no dinner

Big Zamian: Ze! Thelephora ganbajun Zang old people can not eat Say too much anymore vegetable oil, used to eat Thelephora ganbajun Zang old Zezheng diarrhea can be back again To the old-Thelephora ganbajun Zang took several steamed bread, old people Thelephora ganbajun Zang chances are emergencies

Xiao-Dan: Zhang Yan, you are not a bit too much

Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang: What then, nothing, small Dan, the military statement you busy ah, I am ahead!

(Wei-feng knocked at the door)

Zamian large: This is Shuie This闹Stop!

(Open)

Zamian large: long period of time! Wei-feng! Ah long period of time, you can die, I would like to, very good, small cooking Dan fast today Biezou the ah, in this live!

Small stone: not at all, we Dongshichang in this

Big Zamian: Dongshichang No ah!

Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang: (from) small stone, things get

Small stone: Xinge, complete, direct foreign funding to 20 million!

Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang: Well, let走吧!

Big Zamian: Xinge!诶ah, I wanted to die you! Very good, small buy seafood Dan fast, Xinge, Biezou today, I will give you the hotel!诶ah, soon to Xinge bubble Longjing ah, broken up by the clothes you abide by relevant regulations ah Xinge, sit down fast!

Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang: Army statement……

Big Zamian: Xinge you still ask me to the Zamian cordial!

Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang: Do you still remember their own once told the Zamian You remember how your name to

Big Zamian: Of course remember, when the small home poorer, every day I go to school with a cornmeal, students都叫I Zamian big, but no one look down on me that they came to help me!

Thelephora ganbajun Zang old: every day when I take a sugar buns to school, every time you change the Zamian steamed bread to eat Zamian is not my favorite, but I want you to know that the world apart from the money, there are emotional existence! Army statement on the symplectic Dongshichang you can please seafood, live hotels, the old Thelephora ganbajun Zang you will be an even多呆you do not want to Your old classmate old classmates, even if we have money again, we can not forget the old students, who ah!

Big Zamian: Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang! Ming --

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柔滑洁面乳210/200ML

鲜花精华洁面膏280/200ML

净化怡神面膜210/75ML

净化均衡爽肤水210/200ML

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柔滑均衡爽肤水210/200ML

滋养紧致爽肤水280/200ML

眼唇部卸妆液180/125ML

果酸平滑磨砂膏210/75ML

日间油份控制护理295/15ML

高效清爽乳液240/15ML

暗疮膏160/15ml

水分奥秘乳霜475/50ML

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眼部奥秘着哩320/15ML

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美白调理霜 300(原）

眉粉

三色眼影 160（无货）

腮红 180

唇彩 150

唇膏 150

唇刷 80(原）

极致纤长睫毛膏

特浓丰盈睫毛膏

甲油 105

去光水105

卸妆乳120(原）

猪鬃大梳子325

挑梳 80(原）

手把镜子 155

散粉 295

便携粉盒 200

眼线笔120(原）

美白粉底315(原）

YSL

YSL（9折）

唇膏160

底乳240

散粉340

蘑菇胭脂260

单色眼影180

双色眼影240

眼线笔130

明彩笔250

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金管睫毛膏210

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Eemps Majeur reme（修护霜）

Eemps Majeur Yeux（修护眼霜）

Eemps Majeur Masque（修护面膜）

全效滋养卸妆液Instant Pur Toning and Cleansing& nbsp;Water face and eyes

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保湿面膜 HKD320

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美白防晒乳 HKD330/30ml

美白精华素 HKD390/30ml

精华笔315

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激活爽肤水 200

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柔滑乳霜 200

SOFINA

SOFINA 无折

特效防皱精华素 350/25ML

15分钟集中去皱软膜190/12对

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SPF50防晒 190

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美白精华素、美白精华笔 415/30G

唇膏175

蘑菇胭脂180

双头睫毛膏220

3色眼影230

毛孔美白者哩 315

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ACTIVATEUR JEUNEESSE 活力爽肤水 200ML 220

LOTION TENDRE 柔和爽肤水 200ML 155

MASQUE FORCE HYDRATANTE 水漾保湿面膜 75ML ;210

GOMMAGE ECLAT EXPRESS 光采立显去角质霜 75ML ;205

MASQUE PURETE EXPRESS 纯净立显面膜 75ML 2 10

MASQUE LIFT EXPRESS 紧致立显面膜 75ML 270

AGE DELAY SERUM 青春活力精华 30ML 400

青春活力日霜SPF15 425

LIFT SERUM EXTREME 紧肤精华露 30ML 495

RECTIFIANCE INTENSE 活肤紧实乳液SPF15 50ML 470

RECTIFIANCE INTENSE活肤紧实日霜SPF15 50ML 470

RECTIFIANCE INTENSE活肤紧实晚霜 50ML 515

ULTRA CORRECTION 超完美修护乳液SPF10 50ML 620

ULTRA CORRECTION 超完美修护日霜SPF10 50ML 620

ULTRA CORRECTION 超完美修护晚霜 50ML 690

DEMAQUILLANT YEUX INTENSE 双效眼部卸妆液 100ML& nbsp;145

AGE DELAY EYE 青春活力眼部精华 30ML 320

ULTRA CORRECTION EYE 超完美修护眼霜 15ML 4 25

EYE LIFT 修护眼霜 15ML 310

EYE PATCH TOTAL 全效眼膜 8片 425

LIP CORRECTION 紧致护唇霜 15ML 185

BLANC PURETE 净白洁肤乳 150ML 195

BLANC PURETE 净白焕肤精华液 400

BLANC PURETE 净白双效卸妆乳 240

BLANC PURETE净白面膜 844ML 320

BLANC PURETE净白爽肤水 200ML 325

BLANC PURETE净白精华凝露 30ML 370

BLANC PURETE净白乳液SPF10/PA+ 50ML 260

BLANC PURETE净白晚霜 50ML 470

BLANC PURETE净白润泽眼霜SPF8 15ML 270

BLANC PURETE速效净白换肤粉 303G 320

BLANC PURETE净白淡斑笔 10ML 310

HYDRA SERUM 润泽凝露 30ML 375

HYDRAMAX 平衡保湿凝露 50ML 315

HYDRAMAX 平衡保湿乳霜 50ML 315

ECLAT ORIGINEL 光采赋活露 30ML 425

ECLAT ORIGINEL 光采赋活霜 50ML 425

INSTANT DECLAT 快速光采修护液 81ML 355

T-MAT T字部位清爽露 30ML 160

CONTROLE IMPERFECTIONS 无暇修复露 15ML 160

SOLUTION DESTRESSANTE 抗敏感舒缓乳液 100ML 285

FLUIDE MULTI-PROTECTION 多重防护乳液SPF25 30ML ;160

彩妆

纯净完美粉底SPF15 230

双效完美粉饼SPF10 280

TEINT FLUIDE UNIVERSEL 柔光丝缎粉底SPF15 210

柔光完美粉底 235

TEINT COMPACT CREME UNIVERSEL光采粉底霜SPF15 310

VOILE UNIVERSEL 轻柔粉底液SPF15 230

VITALUMIERE 活力粉底乳SPF15 300

活力粉底霜SPF15 335

TEINT PROTECTION LUMIERE 净白防晒粉饼SPF20 295

TEINT CONTROLE COMPACT 净爽两用粉饼SPF20 295

IRRELLE SOLELI超炫耀蜜粉饼 295

SILKDREAM丝缎粉饼 295

柔光完美蜜粉 230

CORRECTEUR ECLAT 光采遮暇霜 150

遮暇膏 150

晶透粉妆笔 190

完美无暇修饰盒 270

净白完美修饰乳 210

阳光肤色修饰露 210

BASE LUMIERE 妆前修护乳 210

BLANC LUMIERE 净白妆前修护乳SPF30/PA++ 285

LES 4 OMBRES 四色眼影 300

EXTRACILS 睫毛膏 170

LIGNE EXTREME 眼线液 170

LE SOURCIL DE CHANEL 眉粉 365

JOUES CONTRASTE 腮红 230

LEVRES SCINTILLANTES 唇彩 145

HYDRASOLELI防光彩护唇膏 145

INFRAROUGE红外光唇膏 145

HYDRABASE 润泽丝缎唇膏 145

LE CRAYON LEVRES 唇线笔 115

唇彩135，

限量胭脂230

丝绒粉饼295

色眼影300

LE VERNIS 指甲油 135

吸油面纸 145

胖子刷 300

蜜粉扫 370

眼影扫（小） 125

眼影扫（大） 165

眼线扫 105

遮暇扫 130

斜角眉扫 125

眉擦 105

唇扫 150

胭脂扫 205

轮廓眼影扫 105

body shop

Tea Tree Oil facial Wash茶树油洁面者喱250ML&nbs p;110

茶树去油抗痘磨砂乳(TEA TREE OIL FACIAL SCRUB)115

茶树调理水(TEA TREE OIL FRESHENER)250ML 110

茶树清爽保湿胶(TEA TREE OIL MATTIFYING MOISTURE GEL)50ML 128

茶树粉刺鼻贴(TEA TREE OIL NOSE PORE MASK& nbsp;NORMAL OIL)30ml 99

BODY SHOP茶树油急救捧 55

BODY SHOP茶树茶树精华油 45

茶树洁面慕斯(TEA TREE OIL & MINT FOAM IN FACIAL WASH)150ML 148

茶树吸油面纸(100张)( 35

茶树净豆去油面膜(TEA TREE OIL FACE MASK)100ML&nb sp;115

茶树身体磨砂膏(TEA TREE OIL BODY SCRUB)250ML&n bsp;118

茶树脸部遮瑕膏COVER STICK 4G 90

BODY SHOP维他命E眼霜 88

维他命E紧实活肤颈霜(VITAMIN E CREAMY NECK GELL)30 ML 88

维他命E紧实活肤晚霜-(VITAMIN E NOURISHING NIGHT C REAM)50ML 180

维他命E润肤霜(VITAMIN E CREAM) 110

维他命E隔离护唇膏 SPF 15(VITAMIN E LIP CARE SPF15)44g 40

海藻净化洁肤胶(sEAWEED PURIFYING FACIAL WASH)100ml&n bsp;128

海藻净化磨砂洁面胶(SEAWEED FACIAL SCRUB NORMAL/OILY&nb sp;SKIN)75ml 138

海藻保湿隔离防晒乳SPF15(SEAWEED DAILY SHINE CONTROL&nb sp;MOISTURE LOTION SPF15) 50ml 168

罗勒净化保湿面膜(BASIL PURIFYING MASK ALL SKIN&n bsp;TYPES) 178

黑醋栗活化醒肤面膜(BLACK CURRANT REVIVING MASK AL L SKIN TYPE) 178

月见草弹力紧实面膜(EVENING PRIMROSE FIRMING MASK ALL SKIM TYPE)100ml 178

新白麝香沐浴胶(WHITE MUSK BATH AND SHOWER GEL) 200ML 55

新白麝香润肤乳液(WHITE MUSK BODY LOTION) 100

薄荷腿部清爽胶(COOLING LEG GEL)125ml 55

身体磨砂膏（RICE BRAN BODY SCRUB)200ML 95

纯净果香沐浴胶-木瓜(PAPAYA BATH & SHOWER GEL) 香甜芒果/甜蜜密瓜/清新葡萄味/力多啤梨NEW250ML 55

纯净果香身体滋养霜- 木瓜(PAPAYA BODY BUTTERL)200ml

力多啤梨身体乳 108

牛奶沐浴露 88

牛奶身体乳 128

粉扑 30

唇刷 60

眼影棒 50

腮红刷 90

眼影扁刷大 80

尼龙沐浴手套- 45

熏衣草吸油面纸 38

水分美白防晒霜SPF25/PA+++ 188

美白眼霜 228

美白面膜

BB

眼线膏 140

中型眼线刷 165

散粉刷 300

斜角眉刷

胭脂条 200

睫毛膏1 60

唇彩 156

胭脂 170

PINK SHIMMER BRICK 300

SMOKY EYE SHADOW 150

TEA ROSE LIP TINT 130

PALE PINK LIPCOLOR 140

PETAL LIP GLOSS 156

CREAMY LIP COLOR 156

调色润肤露SPF15 300

滋润防晒粉底SPF15 280

清爽霜妆粉饼 340

超幼碎粉 245

超幼不含油粉饼 245

粉底膏 315

面部遮暇笔 220

柔润遮暇套装 315

CPB

温和洁面泡沫 350

平衡健肤水 660

高效能日间防晒保湿乳液 660

高效能夜间保湿乳液 800

超越丰盈面霜 3500

精华素 700

乳霜 700

净白精华素 1050

焕肤乳液 1050

舒缓精华素 480

清凉平衡者哩 350

平衡乳液 350

丰润眼霜 800

眼部精华素 670

深层修护面膜 800

清爽活肤精华 700

活肤乳霜 700

按摩霜 750

面膜 800

眼部卸妆液150

面部卸妆 390

丰柔卸妆者哩 390

深层洁面油 370

面部轮廓修护套装 895

清爽两用粉饼 590

粉底液 800

妆前修护乳液 390

修饰粉底霜 550

毛孔遮暇膏 345

透明碎粉 650

润唇膏 380

唇膏 390

唇彩 250

唇线笔 320

胭脂 460

睫毛液 270

眼线 320

眼线液 270

眼影芯100

眼影盒 160

L眼影盒 260

covermark

Foundation 粉底系列

粉黛娉婷深层护理粉底霜 Extra Formula Foundation SPF 30 750

纯中药修护粉底 Soft(ES)Pact Foundation SPF20 35 0

纯中药修护粉底霜 Jusme Color Essence FoundationS PF18 350

晶莹粉底液 Liquid Foundation Light Superior&n bsp;SPF18 335

防晒干湿两用粉饼 Natural Fix Power Pact UV& nbsp;SPF15 395

化妆打底霜

水萦护肌液 Day Nourish Fixer SPF20 PA++& nbsp;330

清盈持久打底霜 Timeshield Make-up Base SPF15&nb sp;310

嫩肤补湿打底霜 Rayshield Make up Base SPF1 5 310

防晒美白日霜 Ray Resist UV SPF33 PA++&nbs p;360

蜜粉

粉黛娉婷透泽蜜粉 Extra Formula Brighening Powder 400

保湿修护蜜粉 Moist Lucent Powder 420

持久珍珠蜜粉 Natural Face Powder 450

干粉

保湿修护粉饼 Moist Lucent Powder 480

保湿修护蜜粉（请便装）Moisture Lucent Powder (Portable)& nbsp;400

晶凝修饰粉饼 Powder Retouch SPF10 330

遮瑕产品

涣采遮瑕粉霜 Bright-up Foundation 300

调色系列

调色底霜 Face Control Color 170

修饰粉底霜 Essence Foundation 440 350

卸装产品

柔和洁肤乳霜 Extra Fomula Gentle Cleasing ;Cream 350

深层卸装油 Deep Cleasing Oil 350/210ml 6 10/420ml

洁面啫哩 Deep Cleasing Gel 270

Make up 彩装系列

眉彩眼影粉 Eye Regaliance 300

双色眉粉 Powder Eyebrow 300

修长睫毛液 Styling Mascara 180

眼线笔 Eyeliner Pencil 150

眉笔 Eyebrow Pencil 150

胭脂粉 Cheek Regaliance 300

修护唇膏 Moist Finish Lipstick 310

唇线笔 Lip Liner Pencil 150

修护洗甲水 Gentle Enamel Remover 70

持久亮泽甲油 Color Fix Nail Enamel 80

护甲底油 Fix Nail Coat 80

护甲快干油 Enamel Quick Dry 90

护肤系列

采肌系列 CELLDEW

采肌柔和洁面泡 Celldew Mild Cleasing Foam 185

采肌滋润爽肤露 Celldew Moisture Lotion 240

深层采肌精华素 Celldew Clear Treatment Essence& nbsp;400

采肌乳液 Cellew Mily Emulsion 300

采肌乳霜 Celldew Emoilient Cream 325

平衡系列 BALANCY

平衡洁肤皂 Cleasing Balancy 330

平衡爽肤水 Balancy Lotion 460

平衡修护精华素 Pure Essence Balancy 700

平衡水分倒膜粉 Recover Pack Balancy 450

中药涣颜青春系列 HERBAGE

中药涣颜爽肤露 Herbage Moisture Lotion 460

中药涣颜修护精华素 Herbage Midnight Change 1220

中药涣颜乳霜 Herbage Emoilient Cream 780

Special Care 特别护理

雪亮系列

雪亮酵素粉 Clear Wash 230

雪亮保湿液 Brightening Lotion 480

美白护理

特效净白面膜 Whitening Peel-off Mask 400

美白精华 Fair Light Complexion 990

角质护理

蛋白酵素粉 Whityme Mild<EX> 195

柔和涣肤露 Skin Clear Emuision 380

眼部护理

眼部修护精华素 Wrinkle Minutes II 480

深层水分护理

水份晶啫哩 Night Aqua Last 390

按摩护理

香蕉热能按摩啫哩 Warming Gel 465

芦荟按摩膏 Massaging Cream 360

紧肤护理

香蕉紧肤啫哩 Active Lift 350

舒缓系列

洁面泡 Cleasing Foam 170

滋润爽肤水 Enriched Lotion 205

平衡爽肤水 Balancing Lotion 205

舒缓补湿乳液 Milky Lotion 260

舒缓晚霜 Night Cream 280

舒缓精华素 Moist Essence 700

舒缓洁肤水 Freshening Toner 205

FORMULA <E> 特殊配方，能完全遮盖黑斑或斑点，防水汗

打底霜 Base Cream <E>

粉底霜 Formula <E> 155

蜜粉 Finishing Powder<E> 190

卸装膏 Removing Cream<E> 198

蜜粉扫 Face Brush 98

扫水扫 Water Brush 98

FOMULA <S>特殊配方，能完全遮盖胎痣和白食皮肤

Cosmic Cream 打底霜 160

FORMULA<S> 粉底霜 98

Finish Powder 蜜粉 150

Removing Cream 卸装膏

Comic Lotion 打底乳液

Skin Fresh 爽肤水

CD 专柜9折

CREME DOUCEUR 柔和洁面膏 180

EAU DEMAQUILLANTE FRAICHEUR 脸/眼部净肤水 180

ECLAT DOUCEUR 水洗型去角质霜 225

GELEE DEMAQUILLANTE PURETE 净肤洁面凝胶 180

快速眼妆卸除液 155

清新焕容化妆水 180

拉提紧实乳霜 540

MODEL LIFT NUIT 脸部/颈部紧实晚霜 570

MODEL LIFT YEUX 紧致赋活眼胶 330

焕肤防皱乳液 290

CAPTURE 预防细纹化妆水 260

CAPTURE 活肤驻颜眼部精华素 330

CAPTURE LIFT YEUX 紧致赋活眼胶 330

CAPTURE R60/80 除皱乳霜 (清爽质地) 540

CAPTURE R60/80 除皱乳霜 (丰润质地) 540

CAPTURE R60/80 夜用乳液 470

DIOR PRESTIGE 花蜜洁肤乳 390

DIOR PRESTIGE 花蜜活肤乳蜜 390

DIOR PRESTIGE 花蜜活肤眼霜 595

DIOR PRESTIGE 花蜜活肤精华素 1300

花蜜面膜 690

DIOR SNOW 美白洁净摩丝 195

DIOR SNOW 美白洁肤粉末 195

DIOR SNOW 美白夜用精华露 465

DIOR SNOW 美白赋活霜 390

DIOR SNOW 淡斑修护素SPF40 275

DIOR SNOW 美白修护面膜 360

DIOR SNOW 2X 光采美白日用精华素 480/30M 680/ 50MLL

DIOR SNOW 2X 美白化妆水 270

DIOR SNOW 2X 美白隔离霜PA+++SPF50 300

DIOR SNOW 2X 美白定妆乳PA+++SPF35 280

DIOR SNOW 2X 淡斑修护素SPF40 275

DIOR SNOW 轻盈美白乳液 380

ENERGY MOVE 光采调理化妆水 220

ENERGY MOVE 光采精华液 365

ENERGY MOVE 脸部用光采乳霜 320

HYDRA-MOVE 促进活力保湿乳霜 350

HYDRA-MOVE 促进活力保湿乳液SPF15 350

MATI-STAR 日夜乳液 290

MODEL LIFT 纤容霜 540

NOAGE ESSENTIEL 活力青春精华美容液 430

PHENOMEN-A JOUR 全效抗皱霜 SPF 10 540/50 ML 370/30ML

指甲滋养按摩霜 110

紧肤面膜240

紧致胸部精华360

塑身精华330

纤体排水乳330

美体修护乳液360

美体香氛390

白金花蜜乳1500

白金花蜜霜1500

高效花蜜修护3步曲2050

花蜜按摩面膜690

彩妆

DIORSKIN 粉饼 275

DIORSKIN 散粉330

DIORSKIN 密粉饼 275

DIORSKIN 粉底 260

DIORWHITE 粉饼 300

DIORSHOW粉饼 300

DIOR ADDICT 诱惑唇彩 140

DIOR ADDICT 诱惑唇膏 155

新六角唇膏 150

5 COULEURS 五彩眼影盒 390

睫毛膏一般都是180

指甲油 130

新魅惑香水 395/50ML

1 。 DIORSNOW纯洗剂TEAITANTE ECLAIRCISSANTE美白水洗剂

DIORSNOW纯洗剂TEAITANTE ECLAIRCISSANTE美白水洗剂

2 。 DIORSNOW纯粹的本质RENOVATRICE超ECLAIRCISSANTE完美的美白修复皮肤本质

3 。 DIRSNOW纯面膜GOMMANT ECLAIRCISSANT美白净化面膜

4 。 DIORSNOW SUBLISSIME摩丝NETTOYANTE辐射美白光芒泡沫清洁剂

5 。 1823 FRAICHEUR NETTOYAGEA LEAU耳目一新洗小康清洗凝胶

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