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Boss table, large posters, screen background is South China tiger photos, wrote: Ma Mei Bai specialized only for women Do you have "ambitions" do You want to be "master" do You want to be "bosses" do Markov International is your life, toward the peak of the "platform", "space" and "South"! Join an internationally renowned beauty Technology Group, planning, design a number of demanding full-time undergraduate degree or above Here are two medals, "Extreme Beauty Awards"

Cai: Ma Dong, bad, and our Ma Mei Bai has been investigated as a non-conforming products for Trade and Industry, are online publicity it

Ma: What stuff Mo Ji Mo panic There is ah, what Ma Dong Dong Ma said that the number of times, and in front of is called chairman of the board in the office called Uncle! Do not know if it thought that the toilet has leaks

Cai: Uncle, that we supposed to do

Ma: a change in name, redesigned look at packaging, immediately the New Year, and put forward a promotional Han's (See advertising paintings) on a whim called Tiger Whitening!

Cai: gnaw Promotions do

MA: Do you recruit people

Cai: afternoon interview, and in 500 did

Ma: That gave him a few white, let him write the planning program, more than 3,000 words

(Fan on)

Fan: Now working hard to find, some time ago on the Internet made more than 180 copies of resumes, only received eight telephone interviews, three of which still have not been invited, are claimed to be an international financial group, credit cards, selling insurance, illegal speculation of foreign exchange Recently it, simply a no, I have thought that mobile phones are bad, and played a few their numbers The economic crisis came, liar and a thief team has also expanded Have to beware of those who get money through recruitment, and those who do not collect money, nothing Package good, the money catch on, mobile phones Do not give people took to run!

(SMS tone) Thank you for your candidates Ma International Group advertising business planning positions, please today at 2 pm to the International Building, 18th Floor, interview

Fan: It sent the message was quite timely Oh, yesterday came to the phone

Cai: Hello, Ma International

Fan: Hello, I come to interview

Cai: Yes, so we have taken a test of what you do first Answered the post, there are media that we, chairman of the article, you must carefully read Then we will personally interview, Chairman

(After reading a thick newspaper clippings)

Cai: read it Your way, please

Ma: I saw your program really did not expect

Fan: did not expect Did not think it is good or bad ah

Ma: I mean, all you see, I still boss

Ma: I would first introduce the next company is doing Markov Group's headquarters in Los Angeles, 98 years, entered China in 2002 set up Markov Future Laboratory Inc, dedicated to life sciences, genetic engineering and health and beauty research Our strategy is to use 3-5 years in the United States, Japan, the establishment of five branches, with 3-5 years in China has established 15 branch offices, 88 core franchisee, in order to provide professional services to customers worldwide In such a rapid development process, people are our greatest desire, I still believe that the most valuable one minute is to invest in employees for one minute Buffett said that life is like a snowball, it is important to find a long slope I believe the success of Markov International is your way of young people up to the slope

Fan: Climbing ah

Ma: What are your strengths

Fan: planning

Ma: That 4 trillion know 4 behind so many zero, give us the planning of several zero

Fan: That is a country of large projects, it is estimated not work

Ma: Markov International this year's sales will exceed eight million, our goal is five years into the world 500 strong! I, as a business leader to enter Sri Lanka then what list, for several years then what you went into a list of Sri Lanka

Fan: Forbes

MA: With regard to that Sri Lanka Listed companies have entered the countdown! What the United States that Spartak, this is our listing of 2000 days countdown celebration photos

Fan: NASDAQ

Ma: Yes, to enter the Nasdaq

Fan: You, and so, 2000 is the day I calculate how many years

Ma: say nothing of calculations, we have to let people know that the Earth International to be listed on the Mahalanobis, (come up with a broken gong) of view, opening to beat a gong have prepared better

(Brought gong to see) Fan: a bit familiar Shuahou it

(Program for Choy) Ma: Give candidates the design, let him make a design is issued in accordance with the planning program and said that he was thinking of the wrong study Is a mule is a horse, pull out of Liu Liu

Ma: test to your observation capability If ah, if you have huge amount of wealth can not be explained clearly, how can you say

Fan: There are Han, real estate speculators in chanting

Ma: re-test to your ability to judge You take the elevator up on the first floor to 10 floor elevators on each floor in front of all stood a diamond, diamond sizes Every floor elevator door will open once, can only take one diamond, and asked how to get the biggest sinking

Fan: himself feel in great hurry to take on the bar, in case the lift out of malfunction Case of power failure it

MA: Do you interview to answer questions ah must pause 2 seconds, make sure to understand what I mean

Cai: Your last question both Han mean

Ma: Meisha mean, I let him sleepwalk back

Ma: Are you so what questions to ask

Fan: What is the company's annual leave

Ma: annual leave Chinese New Year holiday ah当然

Choi: He said that the paid leave

Ma: Paid Does not work I have never received such a leave for employees In our city, Saturday to go to work do not you know

Fan: What contract is signed it

MA: one year a sign, the probationary period for six months

Fan: The law provides that one-year contract, a probationary period can not exceed 2 months

Cai: The new labor law, three-year contract before the trial period of 6 months

Ma: That sign three years, signed a decade is no problem for six months probationary period

Cai: at least a decade after the sign is without a fixed term contract of the

Ma: ah There are no fixed time limit What sort of legal

Ma: Then three years, in the first year of nearly let him feel boring when you leave

Cai: If still find it interesting that he does

Ma: He also felt that if interesting, then I think you senseless

Horse: Your imagination Zeyang

Fan: last night made a strange dream: Kuaiguo Nian, I asked people to behead cattle, the results of killing finished, slaughtering of meat, let me take a few leave; I refused and took a lot of meat, but also sit there and eat several dishes of beef hot pot, finally left a number, give him

Ma: I may be the slaughtering of Your salary requirements

Fan: 3000 or more

MA: We do this position, annual salary of thousands, certainly more than 4000 of the monthly discount Well, today, the first so that you do not what matter, and go back and listen Kuaiguo Nian, and easy to find work, spending is also unavoidable Any money through recruitment of be careful ah What Kaijulaijie you, let assistant to pick you up, let the interview with a laptop computer, cell phone money and goods should be carefully robbed cheated

Fan: Thank you for reminding me再见

(Fan below) (Shen above)

Shen: Chairman, this treatment and did you say Zebu the same

Ma: Zebu the same

Shen: At that time I asked you whether the salaries paid on time, you say "of course" I asked you if attendance is very strict, you say "This look at the situation, and sometimes can also be flexible"

Ma: Are you sure remember correctly, you asked me whether attendance is very strict, and I said of course You asked me whether the salaries paid on time, I would say that this look at the situation, and sometimes can also be flexible

Shen: I asked you if a car paste, rice paste is a meal allowance, travel allowance, you say, "Why, yes, definitely are higher than their peers!" I have heard that the company ask you to work overtime more you answer "No possible, who told you "

Ma: Are you sure they have mis-remembered You asked whether the company I work overtime, I told you, "Why, yes, definitely are higher than their peers!" You asked me if there are meal subsidies, transportation subsidies, my answer is "No, Who told you"

(Sink in)

(Phone rings)

Cai: Uncle, the property that do not pay rent and utilities, then they wind up, moving chairs and tables We supposed to

Ma: we supposed to Pick up things, this place has to live tired of the table to give them better The afternoon to move

Tsai: In case some people question

Ma: say condolences go to homes for the aged pensioners living alone, warmth, a little bedding, fruit Han's

Cai: property we supposed to do after finding 咱

Ma: rest assured I signed the contract is the horse master! Is not a Ma Dashuai! That beat the tiger with the farmers to learn

Ma: brisk walking

老板桌旁大幅宣传画，画面背景是华南虎照，上写：马氏美白素 专业只为女人。你有“野心”吗？您想当“主人”吗？您想当“老板”吗？马氏国际就是您走向人生顶峰的“平台”、“空间”、“江南”！国际著名美容科技集团诚聘策划、设计若干名，要求全日制本科以上学历。下面是两块奖牌，“至尊美容大奖”。

蔡：马董，不好了，我们的马氏美白素被工商查处为不合格产品，正在网上公示呢。

马：什么玩意？莫急莫慌。还有啊，什么马董马董，说了多少遍了，在人面前叫董事长，在办公室就叫大舅！不知道还以为马桶又漏水呢。

蔡：大舅，那咋办呢？

马：换个名字，重新设计一下包装，马上过年了，搞个促销啥的。（看广告宣传画）就改叫虎牌美白精华素！

蔡：咋促销呢？

马：你招的人呢？

蔡：下午有面试的，在500强做过。

马：那给他几张白纸，让他写个策划方案，3000字以上。

（范上）

范：如今工作太难找，前段时间在网上发简历180多份，只接到8个面试电话，其中三个还是不请自来，都号称是国际金融集团，发xyk，卖保险，非法炒外汇的。最近呢，干脆一个没有，我都以为手机坏了，每天打几下自己的号。经济危机来了，骗子和贼的队伍也扩大了。还得提防那些借着招聘骗钱的，凡是收钱的一概不去。包看好，钱抓牢，手机不要随便给人拿了跑！

（手机短信铃声）感谢您应聘马氏企业国际集团广告策划职位，请今日下午2点到国际大厦18楼面试。

范：这短信发得蛮及时哦，昨天来过电话的。

蔡：你好，马氏国际。

范：你好，我是来面试的。

蔡：是这样，我们有份考题，您先做一下。答完后，这里有媒体采访我们董事长的文章，您要仔细看完。然后我们董事长会亲自面试。

（看完厚厚剪报）

蔡：看完了吗？您这边请。

马：你的方案我看了，确实没想到。

范：没想到？没想到是好还是差啊？

马：我的意思都让你明白了，我还是老板吗？

马：我先介绍下公司情况。马氏集团总部在美国洛杉矶，98年进入中国，02年成立马氏未来实验室公司，致力于生命科学、基因工程和健康美容研究。我们的战略是用3-5年在美国、日本建立5个分公司，用3-5年在中国建立15个分公司，88家核心加盟商，为全球用户提供专业服务。在这样的快速发展过程中，人才是我们最大的渴望，我始终认为，最有价值的一分钟是投资于员工的一分钟。巴菲特说，人生就像滚雪球，重要的是找到很长的坡。相信马氏国际就是你们年轻人成功路上最长的坡。

范：爬坡啊。

马：你有什么强项？

范：策划。

马：那4万亿知道吗？4后面那么多的零，能给我们策划几个零？

范：那都是国家大项目，估计不行。

马：马氏国际今年的销售将突破8个亿，我们的目标是5年内进入世界五百强！我作为企业领头人，进入那什么斯排行榜，好多年没进那什么斯排行榜了。

范：福布斯？

马：就那斯。公司已经进入上市倒计时！到美国那什么斯巴达克，这是我们上市倒计时2000天庆祝会的照片。

范：纳斯达克？

马：对，进军纳斯达克。

范：您等等，2000天我算算是多少年？

马：甭算了，我们要让地球人都知道马氏国际要上市了，（拿出一个破锣）看，开市敲的锣都备好了。

（拿来锣看）范：有点面熟？耍猴的？

（方案给蔡）马：给应聘设计的，让他按照策划方案做出设计稿，就说考察他的思路对不对。是骡子是马，拉出来遛遛。

马：考考你的观察能力。假如啊，假如，你有巨额财产无法解释清楚时，你怎么说？

范：还有啥，炒房的呗。

马：再考考你判断能力。你乘坐电梯上来，一楼到十楼的每层电梯门口都放着一颗钻石，钻石大小不一。每层楼电梯门都会打开一次，只能拿一次钻石，问怎样才能拿到最大的那颗？

范：自己觉着大就赶紧拿吧，万一电梯出故障呢？万一停电呢？

马：你面试回答问题啊一定要停顿2秒，确信明白了我的意思。

蔡：你最后俩问题啥意思？

马：没啥意思，我是让他稀里糊涂地回去。

马：你有啥问题要问？

范：公司年假是怎样的？

马：年假？过年放假啊？当然。

蔡：他说的是带薪年假。

马：带薪？不上班？我还从没接到员工这样的休假申请。在我们全市，周六上班难道你不知道吗？

范：合同是怎样签的呢？

马：一年一签，试用期半年。

范：法律规定，一年合同的话，试用期不能超过2个月。

蔡：新劳动法，三年合同的试用期才能为6个月。

马：那签三年，签十年都没问题，试用期半年。

蔡：签十年满之后就是无固定期限合同了。

马：啊？还有无固定期限？这是哪门子法律。

马：那就三年，在第一年快满时让他自己觉得没意思走人。

蔡：他要是还觉得有意思呢？

马：他要是还觉得有意思，那我就觉得你没意思了。

马：你的想象力咋样？

范：昨晚做了一个奇怪的梦：快过年了，我请人杀头牛，结果杀完后，宰牛的让我拿几块肉走人；我不肯，拿了很多的肉，还坐在那吃了几盘牛肉火锅，最后还剩一些，就给他了。

马：我可能就是宰牛的。你的工资要求？

范：三千以上。

马：我们这个职位呢，年薪十万，折算月薪肯定超过四千了。那今天就先这样，没你啥事了，回去听信。快过年了，工作不好找，花销还少不了。凡是借着招聘收钱的要当心啊。什么开车来接你的，让助手来接你的，让带手提电脑面试的，都要小心手机钱物被抢被骗。

范：谢谢您的提醒。再见。

（范下）（沈上）

沈：董事长，这个待遇和当初您说的咋不一样呢？

马：咋不一样？

沈：当时我问您工资是否按时发放，您说“那当然”。我问您是否考勤很严格，您说“这个看情况，有时也可以灵活”。

马：你肯定记错了，你问我考勤是否很严格，我说那当然。你问我工资是否按时发放，我说这个看情况，有时也可以灵活。

沈：我问您是否有车贴、饭贴就是餐费补贴、交通补贴，您回答说“那还用说，绝对比同行都高！”我问您听说公司加班多，您回答说“不可能，谁告诉你的？”

马：你肯定又记错了。你问我公司是否加班，我告诉你“那还用说，绝对比同行都高！”你问我是否有餐费补贴、交通补贴，我的回答是“不可能，谁告诉你的？”

（沈下）

（电话响）

蔡：大舅，物业说再不交房租和水电费的话，他们就拉闸、搬桌子。咋办？

马：咋办？收拾东西，这地方也住腻了，桌子给他们好了。下午就搬。

蔡：万一有人问呢？

马：就说去敬老院慰问孤寡老人，送温暖，带点被褥、水果啥的。

蔡：物业以后找到咱咋办呢？

马：放心。我在合同上签的是马大师！不是马大帅！跟那个拍老虎的农民学的。

马：快走。

7人的英语小品剧本，短篇 可任选其一。

pocket money

Characters: Narrator(N), Salesman(S), Dad(D), Maggie(M), Alice(A),

Candy(C), Policeman(P)

Preparation: 学校布景，做糖果用桌及相关材料，小贩家布景

Scene1（At Salesman’s home）

N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman He

always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students He

has a lot of money now But how does he make the candies Oh, xu ……

He is coming!

S: Hello, do you know me No Oh, let me tell you I’m the famous

candy salesman at the school gate My candies are very

popular,(展示)，I don’t know why The foolish students always come

here I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……

Oops! It’s time to make candies now(看表)

First, put the flour on the table

Then, water, sugar, flour(边说边做)

Now press, press……

Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(满不在意的神情)

Press, press……

Oh, my god!(鼻涕)Never mind! Just do it!

Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe……

Now let me cut it into pieces!

One, two, three, four, five……（用脏菜刀）

Wow, everything is ready!

糖果钻出来（跳舞），跳完后，非常难过地说：Oh, I’m so dirty and ugly! What can I do The

students will eat me! And they will be ill! Wuwuwu…

S: Mmmm…It looks dirty, let me give you a nice coat! (给它穿上) Wow! Now

it’s so beautiful! Haha……

C: Oh, no! Don’t sell me! I’m dirty!(拖糖果下场)

Scene2（At the school gate）

N: The next day, when the class is over, all the students come

out happily and the salesman goes to the school gate as usual

（Maggie和Alice 欢快地跑出校门，看到小贩）

(小贩拉着糖上场，吆喝)：Candies! Candies! Sweet candies! ……

M: Oh, Alice! Look! Candies!

A: Yeah! I think they are yummy!

M: Let’s ask him

A: OK!

C: Don’t buy me！（非常焦急）

M&A: Why

C: I’m dirty！

M: No, you look nice!

C: What can I do (面向观众) Wuwuwu…(小贩将她拉在后面)

S: Candies! Candies!（引诱两个女孩）

M&A: How much are they

S: Do you have money（轻蔑）

M&A: Money(对视)

M:Oh, I’ve no money!（失落之极）

A: Me too

S: No money So sorry!(吆喝着走开，下场)

M: What can we do now

A: Let’s ask dad for money

M: But how to ask

A: How…Oh,I know ,let’s make him happy ,and he will give us

money（自信）

　 （四个演员）： 1: 新生男（取名刘雪声-音译’留学生’），2: 幕后解说（男），3: 路人（男，扮演两个角色，路人和小偷），4: 师姐（女）。

外景：schiphol airport and EDE station

道具：一个大行李（虚拟的，只需新生男佯装携带即可）；一个小包（肩跨一个）。

镜一： 出机场

幕后解说：郑重声明：本篇故事，纯属虚构，如有雷同，纯属瞎掰．2002年8月，一个多事之秋（省略）一个平凡的中国学生――刘雪声同学却即将开始他的一段不平凡的旅程，破折号，从北京满怀憧憬的来到了性都阿姆斯特丹(省略）

新生男（拖着行李，东张西望，叹道）：机场真大呀！（正张大了嘴，作惊讶状）（雪声保持张嘴的状态，停住不动）

幕后解说：cut！我想有必要让时间短暂停止，好让我介绍一下我们的刘雪声同学：刘雪声，男，21岁，单身．来自山东青岛，曾获得过健美比赛冠军（雪声做了个展示肌肉的pose，马上又恢复原来的姿势）――那段光荣历史发生在他在青岛市第一幼儿园小班学习期间．action！

新生男：（揉了揉下巴，面向观众）本来我学姐说来机场接我的，可昨儿走之前收到她的e-mail说今儿有事，只能在EDE接我！可这人生地不熟的，哪是EDE,哪又是wageningen大学呀！

新生男（摸出一纸条，自言自语）：按学姐说的，先找到 train station （佯装寻找火车）。

幕后解说：刘雪声很快找到了火车站．

新生男（面向观众，做欣喜状）：不就在这吗？！简单，搞定！（打一响指！啪！）。火车时刻表！哈哈

幕后解说：不过他很快就懵了，大家接着看…

新生男（来来回回地扫视火车时刻表，迷惑状）：我怎么一个字儿也不认识！全是荷兰文！

幕后解说：来留学前，过五关，斩六将。英语四级，又六级。托福嫌不够又考了个雅思。心想，走遍天下都不怕！可现在，信心全无，心里边倍儿有挫折感…

新生男（面向观众）：怎么办？问人！是练练我口语的好时机了！咱看不懂，可咱会说，不是？听学姐说，荷兰是欧洲英语普及率第二国家。大部分都会英语。

路人上， 做等火车状。

新生男（清清嗓子，面向路人）：Excuse me!

路人（衣着整齐的，友好地）：hello!

新生男: I just arrived in the Netherlands Could you please tell me where is 瓦赫宁根（中文式发音，夸张地）？

幕后解说：这英文发音听起来挺象那么回事的, …

路人(用迷惑的表情) ： Pardon Where do you want to go

新生男（重复，有些着急的表情）: 瓦赫宁根

幕后解说：虽然是标准的山东口音的荷兰语，但是路人还是没有听懂．

路人：（迷惑状） Don’t worry! I am trying to help you Would you mind repeating the place you want to go

新生男（面向观众）：怎么居然Wageningen university他都不知道呀？！ （然后面向路人重复）Wageningen university

路人(恍然大悟状，拍拍额头)：oh! I got it University…Wageningen… Let me show you…

新生男（面向观众，用手掩着嘴）：荷兰也就巴掌大，这人对这也忒不熟了！八成是外地人！

路人退。

幕后解说：在路人的帮助下，留学生同学顺利登上了开往欧洲名城――瓦赫宁根的火车．

镜二：火车上

幕后解说（口技）：火车"咣咣咣"和鸣汽笛的声音。不好意思，我只会给烧煤的火车配音．

新生男（看着窗外，摇头晃脑地）：这荷兰真是风景迷人。我要在这学习两年，要结识很多新朋友，这里的生活一定特有意思…

幕后解说: 喂！该倒车了！Duivendrecht Station~~~~

新生男：要换车了。（拖着行李）箱子真沉，80公斤呢！（东张西望）

小偷（衣衫较褴褛的，戴一鸭舌帽, 不怀好意地看着行李）：May I help you

新生男（面向观众）：这里的人们真友好！（感激地面向小偷）： Thank you! That’s very nice of you I wanna take a change to Wageningen

小偷(嘟嘟囔囔地)：follow me…

新生男(紧跟着)

小偷： You’ve got quite a lot luggage, let me take something for you…（上前想提大行李箱，但是使劲提了两下没提动）

新生男（面向观众）：人家给我热情指路，还要帮我拿行李！大箱子我就不劳人大驾了。 让人背这个小包包，怪热情的，多不好意思呵呵…

新生男将肩上的小包转移到小偷肩上。小东上了火车，火车开了。

（小偷惊讶地看着刘雪声轻松地提起那个大包，擦了擦头上的冷汗．．．）

幕后解说（口技）：火车"咣咣咣"和鸣汽笛的声音。

小偷夹着刘雪声的包向小东挥手，由惊诧改为偷笑。

新生男（向窗外挥手）：bye-bye~~ (自言自语)， 人们真友好啊！点点行李，发现小包包没了。

幕后解说: 包，包呢？！

新生男（做无可奈何状，摊摊手，面向观众），可我哪知道还有这出戏呀？！出门不利，算我倒霉…

镜三： EDE Station

幕后解说: 换了车，火车开到了EDE 站。（口技）：火车"咣咣咣"和鸣汽笛的声音

新生男（从裤兜里掏出一面小镜子，对着镜子做梳头状）：终于要见到中国人了！唉，不知道师姐是不是一位美女呢，呵呵．见面一定要热情，如果是美女呢，就拥抱，如果是恐龙呢，就握手．．．．

师姐出场

幕后解说:正在此时，宁静的荷兰小城ede的火车站，迎来了一位神秘的客人．

师姐：（自言自语）想当初，我初来荷兰的时候，师哥师姐可是到机场接得我，不过今天我只能在这里接我新来的小师弟了．

幕后解说:cut！我想有必要让时间在此短暂停止，我来简短介绍一下这位师姐：xxx，女，瓦赫宁根大学xxx专业．身高1．70米，体重50千克，三围：33，33，33．．（流口水的声音）哦，哦．．action！

师姐：我呢，一定要热情一些．．呵呵，如果是帅哥呢，就拥抱，如果是青蛙呢，就握手吧．．

两人在车站来回巡视。

新生男： 这有一中国人！

师姐（询问式眼光看着刘雪声）： 刘雪声~~！

新生男（做热泪盈眶状）： 见---到-亲---人了！！（眼前一亮，准备上前拥抱）

师姐（小跑向前）：（稍迟疑，伸手握住新生的手） 一路平安吧？雪声？真对不起，今天上午系里有一个精彩的讲座，所以只能在这接你了。累不累，顺利吧？

幕后解说: 雪声同学静静地聆听着这世界上最美丽的语言…

新生男（有点哽咽，欲做拥抱状），师姐，总算见-到--你了！

师姐（倒退半步，面向观众）：这孩子八成在想家，累的…!

新生男：师姐，我遭抢劫了！

师姐（尖叫一声）：啊？！在哪？What’s the matter

幕后解说: 小东把事情的来龙去脉给师姐详详细细地解释了一遍抢劫！这可不是小事呀！该报警报警，和警察make an appointment,写一份材料，事情多着呢！

师姐（紧张地）：小东，包包里有什么 （迫不及待地）？护照没了？

新生男 （摇了摇头）：还在

师姐：丢钱了？

新生男 （摇了摇头）：没有

师姐：那你丢什么了？

新生男（伸出手指开始数）：飞机上没吃完的东西，有半块面包，咬了一口的香肠，那包话梅味道也不错，（咬牙切齿地），哼！让那小子赚了便宜了！

师姐：你怎么还剩这那些吃的呀？

新生男：不是你说的，今天星期天，荷兰的商店都不开门，我才留着的

地点；初中同学的家里

同学甲主角；上学时不认真，结果没找到好工作，欺骗大家自己很有钱

同学乙；和同学甲一样

同学丙；学习好，在读博士

同学丁；成为了老师，在原来的学校教书

‘叮咚’门铃响了，同学甲从外面走了进来，身上穿的都是名牌‘丁，好久不见了，最近身体好吧。’甲说。‘还行，就是最近嗓子有点痛’丁说。‘嗨，是丁吗，不错嘛，这么久了还是一点都没变化呢，连身高都没高多少’乙说。‘你是来损我的吧’丁说‘叮咚’门铃又响了‘我去开门’丁说

‘嗨’丙说‘你是。。。。’丁说‘丙啊’丙说‘是你呀，我还以为是谁呢’‘甲，丙最近可以吧’丙说

‘还可以’甲和丙一起说到‘丁，听说你当老师了，蛮轻松的嘛，想当初你可是我们班的尖子呀’丙说‘别提了，你知道90后有多难交吗，上一节课就想跑了1200米一样’丁说‘你的大肚子也该跑跑了，不然都该生宝宝了’‘哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈’众人齐笑‘你现在在干嘛’丁问甲 甲说‘我现在可是公司的老总’丁说‘凭你也能这样就不错了’甲说‘我就不能这样吗，是吧乙，对了你最近干什么呀’乙说‘我是的总经理哟，羡慕吧’甲说‘你那家公司有什么了不起的，我的公司比较好’乙说‘我觉得我的公司比你那个公司好多了’甲说‘你那算什么破公司，我的比较好’丙说‘不要胡说了，我的公司才好呢’与是两人就这样吵起来了，丁在旁边不停的劝架，可两个人依然争吵不休‘够了’本来沉默不语的丙说起了话来‘几个钱有什么，你们也不看看自己的脑子有多空，什么知识也没有，只知道在这里比比谁的地位高，谁的钱多，都几岁了还像以前一样互相攀比，这样很幼稚，你们两个知不知道。’甲和乙停住了‘对不起，我根本不是公司的老总，我只是个工人’‘我也一样，我也不是公司的总经理，我也只是个水泥工’‘这样才是好兄弟嘛’丁说‘对了，丙你是干嘛的’众人发生疑惑‘I am a doctor[博士]'‘你小子。。。。。’

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